After having a very pleasant 69 with his girlfriend, George remembered he had a dentist appointment.
He was afraid the Dentist would notice the smell of manushe on his breath, so he brushed his teeth, used dental floss, and also used a whole bottle of Listerine. As he arrived at the Dentist he also ate a whole packet of extra strong mints.
His turn came up and the Dentist told him to take a seat in the chair. Feeling confident and relaxed he opened his mouth wide.
The Dentist got close and asked “So, you had a 69 before you came here, eh?”
George, exasperated, asked “How did you know? Does my breath still smell like manushe?”
The Dentist replied “No… you have a skidmark on your forehead.”